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The secretary

Said the prices vary
To cast in one's image
So I made the pilgrimage


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She told me a story
About the model lady
Whose features were subtle

She wanted her own model

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The story continued
The secretary enthused

How making the model's model
Gave her staff trouble:


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?You see, she had no features

Her face was smooth and clear
So it was very difficult
To sculpt an accurate result?


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?But that is why we
Think some people have beauty?
Said the secretary

?At least this is my theory?

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?Because they are featureless
Anyway, it caused us some stress

And we charged her according
To the time that was put in?


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Then I wandered the warehouse

Among the hundreds of models
And the fiberglass aroma
Out there in Pacoima


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