Now old Mister Marco had troubles of his own
He had a big @@#! which wouldn't stay in clothes;
He tried and then he tried to cut the @@#! a bit,

He gave it to a girl livin' far, far away.

But the @@#! $#&@ed her, really in the same day,

The @@#! $#&@ed her, he thought she told a joke
But the @@#! $#&@ed her; it just would be his faith.