When I woke up this morning I was feelin' fine
But this cat starts banging man what a swine.
So I called reception but to no avail

That's why I'm telling you this sorry tale.
I went bang - I said shut up,
I went bang - I said rap up.

Well I'm aware that the guy must do his work
But the piledriver man drove me berserk.


He said captain, I said wot,
He said captain, I said wot,
He said captain, I said wot,

He said captain, I said wot d'ya want

Once a lifetime, twice a day

If you don't work you get no pay.
I been to the east, I been to the west,
But the girls I like best are the ones undressed.

Well, hello Adam, where you been?
I said a'stand aside 'cause I'm feelin' mean,
I've had a gutful of you and I'm feelin' bad

'Cause you're an ugly old pirate and ain't I glad.

He said captain, I said wot, ...

He said captain, I said wot, ...