Well he' s a Car %#@!ter, baby
He's gonna %#@! on you
He's gonna break into your car

You know what he's gonna do

He's the terror of the suburbs

The yuppie-%#@!ter on the streets
He's a sociopath
And he stands six feet


He's a Car %#@!ter, baby
He ain't got no job

The only job he needs
Is %#@! in your hot-rod


Broke into a party
On my girlfriend's boat
He crept into the closet

And %#@! all over the coats

He does his dirty work at night

All over town while you sleep tight
Does he do it for a just cause
Or does he do it for just cuz?


He's a Car %#@!ter, baby
He's lookin' for you

He doesn't want your money
He just wanna poo


He's a Car %#@!ter, baby
Gonna %#@! on you