We are building a religion
We are building it bigger
We are widening the corridors

And adding more lanes

We are building a religion

A limited edition
We are now accepting callers
for these pendant key chains


To resist it is useless
It is useless to resist it

His cigarette is burning
But he never seems to ash


He is grooming his poodle
He is living comfort eagle
You can meet at his location

But you better come with cash

Now his hat is on backwards

He can show you his tattoos
He is in the music business
He is calling you "DUDE!"


Now today is tomorrow
And tomorrow today

And yesterday is weaving in and out

And the fluffy white lines

That the airplane leaves behind
Are drifting right in front
of the waining of the moon


He is handling the money
He's serving the food

He knows about your party
He is calling you "DUDE!"


Now do you believe
In the one big sign
The doublewide shine

On the bootheels of your prime

Doesn't matter if you're skinny

Doesn't matter if you're fat
You can dress up like a sultan
In your onion head hat


We are building a religion
We are making a brand

We're the only ones to turn to
When your castles turn to sand


Take a bite of this apple
Mr. corporate events
Take a walk through the jungle

Of cardboard shanties and tents

Some people drink Pepsi

Some people drink !@&@e
The wacky morning DJ
Says democracy's a joke


He says now do you believe
In the one big song

He's now accepting callers
Who would like to sing along


She says, do you believe
In the one true edge
By fastening your safety belts

And stepping towards the ledge

He is handling the money

He is serving the food
He is now accepting callers
He is calling me "DUDE!"

Now do you believe

In the one big sign
The doublewide shine
On the bootheels of your prime

There's no need to ask directions

If you ever lose your mind
We're behind you
We're behind you
And let us please remind you
We can send a car to find you

If you ever lose your way

We are building a religion

We are building it bigger


We are building

A religion

A limited


Edition

We are now accepting callers...
For these beautiful...
Pendant key chains