Let me tell you a tale from way back when
all the guys were girls and all the girls were men
hanging after dark over by the school grounds

just me and my buddy dave we were dicking around
he was kinda dumb and he was kinda fat
and i was white as $#&@ just like postman pat

sitting on our butts straight on the ground
wanted to get some exercise and went walking around
after a couple steps i felt somethin on my shoe

i looked down at my feet and i saw some brown goo.
I check under my shoe to see what had done it
to my dismay it turned out to be a giant poo nugget

but i always come prepared for situations like this
so i pull out my spare sandals and i put em on my fist
at first this might seem kinda gay

but its not, so go away
so we continue to walk and find a windex bottle
david wants to drink it so he starts to waddle

i called him a stupid !@$) but he thought i was rude
so i appologized and gave him some food
actually, it was just some gum pre-chewed

then we see an asian man pass by
he was carrying a pie it makes me wanna die
david wants to fight him but i said dont do that

what do you think you are? some sort of downsydrome cat?
he ignored my words and shot the man in the breast
believe it or not we got him undresses