I'm not the world's most intelligent guy
Sometimes I just sit and wonder why
It takes a lot of money and a telephone

Rock me baby rock me baby all night long

Bake us and we will not burn

Kill us and we will return
Shake us and we will not shock
Shock us and we'll $#&@ing rock


I'm not the world's most incredible man
But I just can't seem to understand

If it weren't for all the people I'd be all alone
Rock me baby rock me baby all night long




Bake us and we will not burn

Kill us and we will return
Shake us and we will not shock
Shock us and we'll $#&@ing rock


They were doing what I was doing while lightning hit the street
A bar of soap a pint of scope was all they'd had to eat

Looky there some macaroni it happened to his hair
He had a shirt but it was hurt and sadness filled the air


Now I'm not the world's most incredible man
I never can quite seem to understand
If it weren't for all the people I'd be all alone

Rock me baby rock me baby all night long

It takes a lot of money then you teach them how to talk

Come on pretty baby rock rock rock!