Heh heh, a ho ho ho
Oh my goodness gracious, yo Bido, check it out G
He he, yooo


[Bushwick Bill]
I met this freaky thing, Juanita Madlock

She had a gat, big juicy fat @@#!
She thought that she was too much for me to deal with
Told her kick off her shoes, unpeel (*##$

You can't deal with this dick from Bushwick
You said that, talk was cheap and her #~!!@ was deep
It's not the size of the %#@! but the motion of the open

So there's nothin to be provin, (*##$, get to movin
And rub my nuts, cause it's soothin
And don't be too rough, cause I'ma kick you in your stuff

She was goin strong, I had it goin on
With ease, I eased, her panties to her knees
Protectin myself, with the rubber-tussin

But the son of a (*##$ kept bustin
I was bumrushin, dick hard as trig
Man them lambskins don't come too big


[Chorus]
They don't come too big

I know, I know, they don't come too big - HA!
They don't come too big
I know, I know, they don't come too big - YES


[Bushwick Bill]
People hear my jams cause they slammin

And ask who in the $#&@ do I think I am?
It's Bushwick, to you Mr. B
Talk that he got his %#@!, now I'm put ya out your misery

Yeah that's right, step the $#&@ back
And don't be callin me no mother$#&@in Bushwack
It's Bushwick, you dick-suckin tricks

I oughta kick your $$# cause your brain don't click
Witcha wanna be cool-ass, fool-ass
Act like you never enrolled within a school class

Huffin and puffin, wanna fight, makin angry sounds
A ^!$$% weighin two-hundred ninety-seven pounds
But I laughed, that's a small task

Told him run on up, nuttin said, nuttin asked
Cause I, never renegged on pullin the trig'
You ho mother$#&@ers don't come too big


[Chorus]


[Bushwick Bill]
Back to Juanita, the peter eater
This (*##$ swallowed my sperm by the 2-liter

She said that my dick tasted much sweeter yeah
Baby who knows her pose, bend over touch your toes
And close your mouth fore a minute

Before I end up stickin my dick in it
And you can't handle that, it's too massive
Girl I $#&@ around and block your wind passage

Bang bang, I was doin my thang
And the way I swang that (*##$ couldn't hang
I, made the (*##$ do, yoga

I, rocked the boat, tipped the boat over
Fired up a cig, grabbed the gin, took a swig
Stuck my dick in, and I dug, can you dig?

I was runnin through that $$# like an 18-wheeler rig
I let them hoes know they don't come too big, check it


[Chorus x2: w/ ad libs]

[ad libs to fade]