They see me coming
On my mount
I know nieml is thinking

He is so green N' midget

Think I'm just too green N' midget

Think I'm just too green N' midget
Can't you see I'm green N' midget
Look at me I'm green N' midget

I wanna roll with
the big boys
But so far they all think

I'm too green N' midget
Think I'm just too green N' midget
Think I'm just too green N' midget

I'm just too green N' midget
Really, really green N' midget


First in my class here at WOW
Got skills, I'm a Champion of Bushido
MC Alex that's my favorite MC

Keep your feast
I'll just have a fortune cookie
My earrings never spin to the contrary

You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my companions are cherry
Bato's in my library

Stoep's facebook page is all totally pimped out
He got people begging for his top 8 spaces
Yo I know wow to a thousand places

Ain't got no grills but I still wear earrings
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at dancing, I can dance for days

Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed,
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the healing
There's no killer app I haven't run

At River, well, I'm number 1
Do Theocrafting just for fun
I ain't got an off-hand, but I got a shield

"Happy Days" is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of arena
I'll ace any wow trivia quiz you bring on

I'm fluent in Common as well as Orcish
Here's the part I sing on