I'm so bored with everything (I need a new conspiracy)
Fools are ready to believe (I need a new conspiracy)
I'm a useless parasite

My dick in hand every night

I gotta question everything (I need a new conspiracy)

And make some deeper meaning (I need a new conspiracy)
'Cos without you I'm so empty
Why do I bother breathing?


All you do, you do for me (I need a new conspiracy)
You keep my cold heart beating (I need a new conspiracy)

I'm cowering behind a screen
Anonymous - I'm nobody


If only daddy kicked my $$# (I need a new conspiracy)
I might become a man at last (I need a new conspiracy)
I resent what I can't be

I've got it so bad, woe is me

In my own room, on my high-speed (I need a new conspiracy)

I'm young I'm healthy and I'm free (I need a new conspiracy)
I've got it too good, don't ya see?
But that aint good enough for me


I need a new conspiracy (I need a new conspiracy)
I need a new conspiracy (I need a new conspiracy)

I need a new conspiracy (I need a new conspiracy)
I need a new conspiracy (I need a new conspiracy)