I know a girl who wants to get laid tonight
She'll take a hot cross top and suck on everything in sight
With forever running hose

And a perforated nose
Her lips around a Lucky Strike
Smoke is clouding up her eyes

As she tells another lie
It's just another goodnight psyche
Oh no here she comes

Seeing double and my palms get wet
Oh no there she goes
Went in deeper than a man should get

Meanwhile...
Back at the ranch there's a vicious fight, ha-ha-ha!
And Shannon's on a cross top sucking everything in sight, woo lord!

With her razor sharp nails
And a cat o' nine tails
She'll make a bishop mean

Then she'll do it nice and slow
So you can't come or go
She'll make a mute man scream, scream, scream, scream

Oh no here she comes
I'm seeing double and my palms get wet
Oh no there she goes

I want to be in deeper than a man should get
Oh no here she comes
S-seeing d-double and my palms get wet

Oh no there she goes
No $#&@en way, I don't want to kick her yet
Lines and dreams of dirty sex

Keeps me going at my best
There's nothing I can do about it
It gets me real pissed

Yeah!
Oh no here she comes
I'm seeing double and my palms get wet

Oh no there she goes
Went in deeper than a man should get
Oh no here she comes

I'm seeing double and my palms get wet
Oh no there she goes
Who's taken home

Who's taken home