Arrested on charges of unemployment
he was sitting in the witness stand
the judge's wife called up the district attorney

said free that brown eyed man
you want your job you better free that brown eyed man


Flying across the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking across the sand
she been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay

to reach a brown eyed handsome man
her destination was a brown eyed handsome man


Way back in history three thousand years
back ever since the world began
there's been a whole lot of good women shedding tears

for a brown eyed handsome man
a lot of trouble - was a brown eyed handsome man


The beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
between a doctor and a lawyer man
her mother told her darling go out and find yourself

a brown eyed handsome man
that's what your daddy is a brown eyed handsome man


Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
she had the world in the palm of her hand
but she lost both her arms in a wrestling match

to win a brown eyed handsome man
she fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man


Well, two, three the count with nobody on
he hit a high fly into the stand
rounding third he was headed for home

it was a brown eyed handsome man
that won the game - it was a brown eyed handsome man