You remember me
I used to have a nice chinese restaurant
People used to come in and eat nice


Used to sell a egg roll
Used to sell a lobster roll

Then they put in a three-piece band
Play nice music


Play the foxtrot
Play the mambo
Now they don't play

They play new

You see

No more egg loll
No more lobster loll
You see, lock and loll

Lock and loll
Everything lock and loll


Hey, stop the music
Stop the music


Boy, make me clazy
The lock and loll
Everybody come in here

Seventeen

Used to have a nice couples come in here

People thirty-five, thirty
Used to sit down, hold hands
Split a bowl of chop suey

Eat a little rice
Was so nice


Now the people come in here
All the same age
Asked a girl the other day

How old are you
She say, seventeen


I said, that's nice
How old your friend
She said, seventeen

I said, how old your mother
She said, seventeen
Your father, seventeen


What's the matter
Everybody seventeen

What happened to eighteen
What happened to nineeen
What happened to twenty

What happened to the other numbers
Stop the music


Oh, make me clazy
The lock and loll
Spoil my kinda customer


Used to have nice people come in
Dressed very crassy

Sometime wear the tuxedo
Girl wear the evening gowns


Wear the @@#!tail dress
Men come in with a nice sport jacket
Plaid, double-frap in the back


Sometime not too crassy
Only got a single-frap


Get big executive, madison avenue
Dressed with a charcoal gray suit

Got a charcoal gray shirt
Charcoal tie, charcoal shoes
Take a look on their hands
Sometimes charcoal hands


I say, hey, executive
I think you better wash up
Before you eat

Now, evelybody come in

Got a rock and roll suit on
What's that
That's a dungaree suit

I say, why do you wear that dungaree for

Why do you wear that dungaree pants
Why do you wear that dungaree jacket
Why you got that dungaree face
What's that for


Because i'm little dungalee doll
Dungalee doll, dungalee doll
Evelybody here a dungalee doll

You no dungalee doll
You dungalee jerk

You spoil my prace
I said, get outta here

No wanna lock and loll
No wanna dungalee doll
Stop that music


Oh, they make me clazy
Ellybody is a lock and loll
Ellybody is seventeen
Ellybody is a dungalee doll

No egg loll
No lock and roll

Plenty lock and loll

You got a six o'clock lock
You got seven o'clock loll
You got a eight o'clock lock
You got a nine o'clock loll


They never stop the lock
They never stop the loll
They lock alound the clock
And they loll alound the clock
And they lock and they loll
And they loll and they lock


Make me crazy
Don't know what to hock
Getting crazy
The band keep praying
Don't want to stop
I don't care


'cause they playing my song
The whole night long
Close up the door
Don't close the store

Stay here, all night
And sing that crazy
Rock and loll song

And now come the chinese beat