I was eating Matzah Brie.
I found a piece of ham inside.

Then I slowly dropped my fork.
When I found that I ate pork.


I didn't mean to insult you.
I'm sorry that I made your Bubbie cry.
Lox & Bagels/Potato Latkes would have been better.

'Cause....I'm just a Jewish Guy.

My Bar-Mitzvah brought me cash.

College bonds I spent too fast.
So I had to go to work.
A doctor, lawyer, or accounting clerk.


I didn't mean to squander.
I really meant to pay on time.

My mother made me feel so guilty.
'Cause... I'm just a Jewish Guy.


Found myself a shiksa girl.
I do exist within her world.
We celebrate each holiday.

Zadie had to say, "Oy Vey!"

I know I asked to convert you.

Put on skirts and socks like a maidel would wear.
Act mashugana without you.
'Cause... I'm just a Jewish Guy.

L'Chaim! I'm just a Jewish Guy.
Shalom! I'm just a Jewish Guy.