I'm gonna memorize the alphabet
Gonna make it all a part of me
And when they ask me for my ones and twos

You know I never had a chance

Now study harder; study up

Ya gotta keep your trust in us
Cause when you get to college, pass the test
You can be just what you want

As long as it's approved and on the chart

This thing of beauty, this giant Earth

It isn't big enough for us
So watch your trash, Yeah, watch your step
Cause they promised it to me!


Black the water, Black the skies
Yeah that blood's spilling now

You're growing up, You're progressing
and don't worry about those kids
'Cause that's just what my parents did for me


Now love this woman love her well
Or you can beat her all to hell

But if I see a single tear
then $#&@ you, you !@$)got


Go $#&@ a girl; go $#&@ a !@#%
You gotta buy her dinner first
So I guess that means she owes you one

And if she couldn't say her "No"
Then I just can't see what the problem is


So I did the laundry; did my time
I've showed up early - I paid my dues
I fought in this domestic war

So why am I still paying you?

The world might end! I wish it would

It'd be at least a plan for us
Let's celebrate these last few days
Gotta make ourselves look good

Don't want to hear them say we didn't care

I'll steal some quotes - they'll make me smart

Don't need to watch - I'll check the chart
I've given up my opining
And now I'm never coming back


I got no soul; I checked the facts
Don't need your love - I'll get a cat

Look into that looking glass
Yeah I've stared into a mirror
But all I can see is my