I'm a mummy and I am dead,
So many bandages wrapped around me head,
All I do is groan,

Ancient Egyptian, and I'm on my own,

I'm on my own,

I'm on my own,

Who are you, maybe I am not so alone!

Who are you, maybe I am not so alone!

Super pasty, super tall,

Super sexy, decay and all,
All I've ever wanted for I, myself, and me,
Why you running from destiny,

You can visit my tomb anytime you want,
For eternity you're the one I'll haunt,


You'll be my pharaoh, I'll be the queen,
Mummy lovers, I'll even give you my spleen,
We'll get a house, a kid, and a dog,

Kiss me prince cause you were never a frog,

I'm a mummy and I am dead,

So many bandages wrapped around me head,
All I do is groan,
Ancient Egyptian, and I'm on my own,


I'm on my own,
I'm on my own,


Ancient Egyptian, wait me, on no!