i met a girl in the bahamas
couldn't catch her name through her accent
so I just called her Lacey

cuz she sold my friend some janky-ass shoes

she wore dark sunglasses

and a jogger's stopwatch on her left wrist
i told her i'm in a pop band
and she don't give a %#@!


i guess i'm singing alone


i followed her back to a starbucks
i can't believe it's in a place like this
did my wizard impression

it got a laugh so i sang her a surefire hit

"that's me in the corner

that's me in the spotlight
losing my religion"
she left me singing alone


and what happened
i thought that all bands were dope

but in the bahamas
they don't


i guess i'm singing alone

i stormed my way back through the shipyard

picked up some pot from a ten year-old kid
didn't get to smoke my friends out though
cuz a sea cop caught me with it


now i'm stuck in a jail cell
tryna tell them i'm famous

i'm the bassist of the miracals
they think i'm daniel radcliff


and what happened
i thought that all bands were dope
but in the bahamas

they don't

i guess i'm singing alone