These are the things that I hate, they change my happy state
If you'd like to concentrate, let me demonstrate


Sharks Sharks, they're evil !@$(s
'Jesus man a shark quick quick swim faster!'
Because of sharks I won't stand in the sea

When something touches my foot I think they're coming for me

Haters on the internet, go outside

No we're not dicks just because we film our lives
We're all nice, it's you who needs help
Hating on a video while you touch yourself


Arrogant celebrities, fall down a well
You think you're so great that your farts down well

'Oo I'm all famous, please stand clear'
You'll be working at Tesco's in a few years


These are the things that I hate, they change my happy state
If you'd like to concentrate, let me demonstrate


Dramatic teenagers, get off Twitter
Yes your life could be a whole lot %#@!ter
'Oh FML I hate my Mammy'

Do some charity work you selfish fanny

I hate homophobic people

Every single person's equal
'Oo marriage is sacred, gay weddings are a crime'
If it's sacred, why've you been divorced three times?


These are the things that I hate, they change my happy state
If you'd like to concentrate, let me demonstrate