Do you recognize this music? ...Well duh!
Why? You silly n00b it's theLegend of Zelda!


Here we go now:
I'm an old man and this cave is my home
Take this it's dangerous to go alone

Now journey across a spooky land
You hold in your hand a sword that shoots laser beams


Won't you feel like a man, dressed up like Peter Pan,
on a quest greater than your dreams!
(Than your dreams, than your dreams, fleemy geemy deemy)

Go, Link!
From here to over there, you'll find Ganon's lair,
C'mon it's your destiny!


Trust the hero inside, but if you're terrified, purchase the strategy guide from me
(Fourteen dollars, also tax, here ya go now)

Zelda is helpless and distraught, but mostly she's hot
So hurry!


Just steady life force,
Go find that Triforce
then take it by force!

And maybe she'll bake a cake, bake a cake, just for you,
rang-a-dang-a-lang


Go, Link!
Get your man on!
Seek out Ganon!

Go invade his barricade!
Stick your blade in, save the maid and you just might get...
cake!

Woh-oh-woh-woh-woh

It's dangerous to go alone...take this!