Migration every year
The birds head south
They're flocking down the free-ways

Even now

They really think they're flying

Down the road
40 miles an hour
In a 60 zone


[Chorus]
So if it's snowbird season

Why can't we shoot em'
Tag em' and bag em'
And ship em' back over-night air


So take your big car
And your attidude

And your wife's blue hair

Don't tell me how you do it up north

Cause' I don't care
[Chorus]


(And a one, and a two, and a three)

They cut in line

At the grocery store
And I go a little nuts


My favorite seat at church
Is where they sit their butts


I think I'm goin' crazy
I might crack
Well I could go postal, anytime

Someone hold me back

[Chorus x1]


Some of my best friends are snowbirds
It's true

If you're offended by my little song
This song's about you


[Chorus x1]

Everybody!


[Chorus x1]


Yea
Don't tell us how you do it up north
Cause' we don't care