Mega Man:

Beneath the ocean lies a special dame

She'll introduce you to a world of pain

Mega Man & Splash Woman:


This little mermaid's not afraid of war
Your broken body will soon drift ashore


Her power over fish is without doubt
She'll slap you around a bit with the largest trout


Mr. X:


But I bet you can't play guitar like THIS with those gimpy little fins!
Yeah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!


Splash Woman:

I'm here to set things straight

I'm a fish I bet you wish you'd ate
You'll be the one that smells like sushi
When I shove my trident up your caboosey


Mega Man:


I could go for a fish buffet
Or I could trap you in my bidet
I've got an aquarium full of fear

I'll lock you in there and I'll fill it with beer

Mega Man, Splash Woman & Mr. X:


One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish
One fish, two fish, red fish, BLUE FISH!


Splash Woman:


FISH!