INTRO:
Weeks after Halloween
Days after Thanksgiving

Just before the Christmas
lights go up, Brainkrieg
stalks the neighborhood in

my mom's Taurus Wagon
IN SEARCH OF...


Decomposing Pumpkin!
Throw it at that PLUMP KID
Because his MOM DID

Not give us good candy on
Halloween!


That PUMPKIN used to
look like SOMETHIN'
but now it's SLUMPIN'

'gonna shove it in your
mailbox!


Decomposing Pumpkin!
Throw it at that PLUMP KID
Because his MOM DID

Not give us good candy on
Halloween!


That PUMPKIN used to
look like SOMETHIN'
but now it's SLUMPIN'

'gonna shove it in your
mailbox!
(CHORUS)

An Apple is Not Candy!!
You get egg'd! (3X)
Granola Bars are not Candy!!

You get egg'd! (3X)
Popcorn Balls are not Candy!!
You get egg'd! (3X)


Jugga jigga wug jug jigga wug jigga wug jug (4X)


(CHORUS)
An Apple is Not Candy!!
You get egg'd! (3X)

Granola Bars are not Candy!!
You get egg'd! (3X)
Pretzels are not Candy!!

You get egg'd! (3X)