Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent, well no
These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows
Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad

Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab

[1st Chorus]

'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
You can act just like a fool

People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can throw a major fit

When my latte isn't just how I like it
When they say I've gone insane
I'll blame it on the fame

And the pressures that go with
Being a celebrity


I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
And I'll get community service no matter which law I break
I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff

But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up

[2nd Chorus]

'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality
No matter what you do

People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV
I can fall in and out of love

Have marriages that barely last a month
When they go down the drain
I'll blame it on the fame

And say it's just so tough
Being a celebrity


[Bridge]
So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
To the land of the fun and the sun

We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
Hey hey, Hollywood, here we come


[3rd Chorus]
'Cause when you're a celebrity
It's adios reality

No matter what you do
People think you're cool
Just 'cause you're on TV

Being a celebrity
Yeah celebrity