Every year when summer comes round, off to the sea i go.
I don't care if i do spend a pound, i'm rather rash i know.
See me dressed like all the sports, in my blazer and a pair of shorts.

With my little stick of blackpool rock, along the promenade i stroll.
It may be sticky but i never complain, it's nice to have a nibble at it now and again
Every day wherever i stray the kids all round me flock.


One afternoon the band conductor up on his stand
Somehow lost his baton - it flew out of his hand

So i jumped in his place and then conducted the band
With my little stick of blackpool rock


With my little stick of blackpool rock,
Along the promenade i stroll,
In my pocket it got stuck i could tell

'cos when i pulled it out i pulled my shirt off as well
Every day wherever i stray the kids all round me flock.


A girl while bathing clung to me, my wits had to use
She cried, "i'm drowning, and to save me, you won't refuse"
I said, "well if you're drowning then i don't want to lose

My little stick of blackpool rock."

With my little stick of blackpool rock,

Along the promenade i stroll
In the ballroom i went dancing each night
No wonder every girl that danced with me, stuck to me tight


Every day wherever i stray the kids all round me flock.
A fellow took my photograph it cost one and three.

I said when it was done, "is that supposed to be me?"
"you've properly mucked it up the only thing i can see is
My little stick of blackpool rock."