She got a valentine from Gary
I opened it up it said, ?Would you please be mine.?

I gave her flowers and some candy
She opened them up and said, ?You're trying to
make me fat.?


[chorus]
(now)

I just want a new girlfriend
I just want someone to make me laugh
I just want a new girlfriend

I just want someone to laugh at me

not to smart, not to tall,

likes to watch tv and play basketball

I bought a car and let her drive it

She opened the door and said ? Oh bother, this is
red.?
I gave her all my notes from algebra

She opened em up and said , ?I can't believe you're
so stupid.?


I won't ever make her wash my car, NO!
I won't ever take a walk, not unless she's there
Oh, oh, oh, oh!



[Thanks to [email protected] for these lyrics]