You are my best friend in the world.
And I hope that you know,
when we hangout together,

it's freakin' awesome.

Playing poker Friday night,

Pyromancing off golf cart races
You think that my sister's hot
I accidentally shot your finger

off your writing hand oh well,
you get disability.
I broke my leg you laughed so hard

and told my ambulance to stop at the bar.



You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way
not that there's anything wrong with being gay


And sometimes we punch each other in the face
like when I hit on your mom and got to second base

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.

You fart and burp in the same key,

and I think your iPod sucks.
You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing.


I've seen your ^&@#$ you've seen mine
I popped your pimples you
rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back


you went in fits when I %#@! my pants
you felt my girls' brand new !@(&

you asked to suck them she refused
so while you slept I shaved your head
you woke up and told me that I...


You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way

not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude)
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.


You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say
that I really and truly feel this way

not that there's anything wrong with being gay

And sometimes we punch each other in the face

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base
I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way.