Dear Parking Enforcement
(70 dollars)
Dear Parking Enforcement

(70 dollars)

VERSE 1


BowRad
Welcome to LA, you think we got the life?

Take a closer look and you'll see through all the hype
We got jobs, pets, dreams like the rest of the world
Forget about the glamour, here the secret's unfurled


My name's BowRad and this is my roommate Jourdan
Recently we lost our Netflix account and started hoardin'

See it's cause of sad stingy mother$#&@ers like these





Who think it's cool to monitor the streets as they please


CHORUS
Dear Parking Enforcement - Left my pilot audition late

(70 dollars)
Dear Parking Enforcement - That sign was too confusing to read
(70 dollars)

Dear Parking Enforcement - I was on a nice date
(70 dollars)
Dear Parking Enforcement - That hydrant was so hard to see

(70 dollars)

VERSE 2


Jourdan
Yo I'm just a nice girl from a town in Minnesota

Where real justice is served but here it's called a quota
Just a humble singer songwriter pursuing the dream
Work a 9 to 5 job and barely stay in the green


Went to move my car this morning at a minute past eight
But this vapid (*##$ with a badge said "that's a minute too late"

"The sign clearly states your vehicle's improperly parked"
"And here's another ticket for gettin' sassy 'n smart"


CHORUS
Dear Parking Enforcement - I was printing headshots
(70 dollars)

Dear Parking Enforcement - That sign was hidden by a tree
(70 dollars)
Dear Parking Enforcement - If you do this, I can't pay my rent

(70 dollars)
Dear Parking Enforcement - Seriously?
(70 dollars)


VERSE 3


We still don't got good roads, we still ain't got good traffic
So why are you making us pay all your $#&@in' taxes?
We refuse to be slaves of your crude and rude system

There's other things to think about - want us to list 'em?

The smog, the fog

The %#@! from all the dogs,
Sleazy record producers
Tryin' their best to seduce ya

The homeless, the riots
The uninspired pilots
Disney kids with Botox,

Thinkin' that's something to show off

Sam

I've never gotten a ticket. I'm very careful and attentive and I move my car when I'm supposed to.

VERSE 4


We could do so many things with the money that we spent
Buyin' food just to survive, and OH! Payin' the rent!
A gym membership's a must cause for us a lot's at stake
Gotta get our $$# in shape for BowJour's big break


BRIDGE

We ain't stirring up no drama, or appealing to Obama
LA needs to use their officials for something beneficial

Reppin' artists everywhere who knows this all needs to stop
This city's %#@!ty rules keep us from rising to the top

CHORUS
Dear Parking Enforcement - I work right here, right here and I -

(70 dollars)
Dear Parking Enforcement - But I was making love
(70 dollars)
Dear Parking Enforcement - My meter expired by just like two minutes -
(70 dollars)

Dear Parking Enforcement - Hater back off!
(70 dollars)

OUTRO CHORUS
Dear Parking Enforcement - My ticket doubled?!
(150 dollars)

Dear Parking Enforcement - My car got impounded?!?!
(300 dollars)
Dear Parking Enforcement - My license got revoked?!?!?!
(MY LIFE SAVINGS!)