Well, young man, after today
I don't think you'll have need
Of my consultation any longer

I know now that all your
Troubles started at that dance


Dance, dance, dance, dance...

And at that time, you were in

Love with a girl named jane

Jane, jane, jane, jane...

What a shame, that jane, jane...

Yes, yes, it was a shame

The way jane broke your heart

Heart, heart, heart...

She broke my heart, heart, heart
She broke my heart, heart...


Yes, she did and it all happened
Because of a guy named bob


Bob, bob, bob...
Oh, what a slob that bob
He is a slob, that bob, bob...


And just think, at one time
He was your best pal


Pal, pal, pal...
He stole my gal, gal, gal

He stole my gal
He was my pal, pal, pal


Oh, you cried and cried

Cried, cried, cried

For i almost died
I cried, i almost died


But now you found somebody new

New, new, ooh, ooh

Her name is sue, it's so new
It's sue, sue, sue


And from now on, you'll never
Have another lonely day or night


Day, night
Everything is gonna be all right


Dance, dance, jane, jane, shame
Heart, heart, bob, bob the slob
Pal, pal, my gal, cried, cried

I cried, new, new, my sue
Day, night, day night
Everything is gonna be all right


Lots of luck, son
I don't know, good luck