My wife got the kids and half my pay
Judge said I could only see 'em on a certain day.
I looked to the judge and said, let's step outside!

So you can kiss
And kiss my doublewide!


Judge slammed down the gavel and said ninety days
Boy, you need to mind your manners and change your ways!
The constable cuffed me as he took me outside

I told him this: 'kiss my doublewide!'

Chorus:


I like my Georgian temper and my Southern pride
I got my beer ice cold and my chicken fry

If you don't like that, you can step outside
And you can kiss, kiss my doublewide!


When I served my ninety days and paid my fine
The warden came by and said, 'you done you time!'
I hope you learned your lesson, but I grab him by the time

I told him this: 'kiss my doublewide!'

Chorus:


Cause I got my Georgian temper and my Southern pride
I like my beer ice cold and my chicken fried

If you don't like that, you can step outside
And you can kiss, kiss my doublewide!


Hell, when I got home I found a sheriff's sail
Seems I didn't pay my taxes while I was in jail
Judge grinned and walked over with a gleam in his eyes

Said, 'boy, kiss your doublewide goodbye!'

Chorus:


I got my Georgian temper and my Southern pride
I like my beer ice cold and my chicken fry

If you don't like that, you can step outside
And you can kiss, kiss my doublewide!