Where the $#&@ you from

I've been around the world

Met thousands of pretty girls
And when we talk I look at their faces
And I can't wait to say


I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from
Said I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from


Don't care if you're from England, Spain or Japan
So what if you're from Finland, Germany or France


I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from
Said I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from


Americans come for the hookers, coffee-shops and the weed
Some come for the number one drug called XTC


But I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from
Said I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from


Yeah we like to party, and we love to dance
Yeah we shake our bodies, and we love to raise our hands


I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from
Said I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from


Said I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from
I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from


Holland, holland...


Holland... Where the $#&@ you from
Said I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from
Holland... Where the $#&@ you from

Said I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from

We got the the red light district, Heineken too

Remember Femke Jansen? Yeah! She's dutch too

I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from

Said I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from

That girl from Brazil

She looks kind wasted
I told her drugs kill


I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from
Said I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from


And ciao bella
Shake what you got
For this nice fella


I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from
Said I'm from Holland, where the $#&@ you from


If you're from India, Nigeria, Venezuela or Siberia
China, Sweden, Israel or Syria


I'm from Holland, holland, holland...