Yo Yo

Chorus:


Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA


Is this a white Christmas,
Hell no my man,

I'm leavin' blood in the snow
And smackin' fat men
You mean Santa?

That boy's a (*##$
He caught my mom Christmas Eve and tried to give her a kiss
For real, he's no joke, the guy don't play

He tried to ride way more than a one- horse sleigh
Laughin 'all the way, but he's not laughin today
We'll jingle more than his bells

Even the elves will pay
Come Christmas Eve
Ol' Nick's a gonner

Well be snackin' on deer
Eatin' Blitzen and Donner
Not a question of when not even a maybe

Have a drunk Miss Claus
Say they jinglin', baby! (Hey Hey)
Givin' new meaning to Ho ho ho

Shake that $$#, girl
Bumpin' booty in the snow
So watch out Santa, you jolly old troll

Well be strippin' that sleigh
And leave you the coal


Chorus 2:
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA


You playin' reindeer games?
Hell, yeah my friend
Grab Rudolph's horns and see how far they bend

When his nose turns red
His $$# gets sent back out to the woods with his !@$)gy elf Randall
Santa Claus wouldn't list me as nice

In fact he'll have me listed as naughty twice
Not 'cause of the fights or Christmas gift heist
But because of all the nog I left on his wife

It's time for Old Nick to move and retire
Before we roast his nuts on a big $$# fire
Yes I'm that bad

Yes I'm that crude
I mean ya $$# is huge
Lose weight for real dude (Hey Hey!)

All the cookies and milk
Simply quite sick
I mean, when's the last time you seen your dick?

I don't mean to throw a fit, and I'm not one to (*##$
But every year, I get underwear, socks and %#@!.


Chorus 3 [til end]:
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
(Check it out, Jingle these bells, baby)

Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet
(Yeah, you know what I'm saying, I am gonna bring to you, blow it out, word up, like this, like this)
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA

Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way

Oh what fun it is to ride in a drop-top Chevrolet
Jingle bells, jingle bells, jinglin' all the way
Oh what fun it is to ride from Detroit to East LA