(Baba O'Riley - The Who)

I eat Mrs. Fields

I snack between meals
You can see my crack above my Levis
I don't need to diet

To prove I'm light
And I don't peel the skin off of my chicken


Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Deep fry

Don't exercise
And grow that middle age waistline


It salivates my glands
To smell a fresh roast ham
So put out the butter and pass the rolls right over

A second helping here
A hefty mug of beer
Let's get some dinner before the food gets colder


Middle age waistline
I got a spandex waistband

Middle age waistline oh yeah
Not a crumb gets wasted


My belts busted!