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Like Guns N Roses with Axel Rose spittin'

Ozzie's black eyes and the bats that he's bitten
Big Marshall stacks and a broken E-string
These are a few of my favorite things

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Penthouse apartments and twelve in a hot tub
Drinking Jack Daniels while getting a backrub

Little gold chains pinned to brass nipple rings
These are a few of my favorite things
We like bar fights

We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things

No wonder our skin's so pale
Girls in black leather with tight little tushes
Tattoos on big bosoms of prickly rose bushes

Silver stretch limos that come when I ring
These are a few of my favorite things
We like bar fights

We like nose rings
We like eating snails
We always indulge in our favorite things

No wonder our skin's
Jingle hell's bells
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