(to the tune of AC/CD - Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap)
If you're havin trouble with you barnyard friends
Youve got a thing for ewes

Been countin sheep but you're not in bed
Heres what you gotta do:
Get out the barn stay off the farm!

Go read a nursery rhyme.
Don't ring 976-BAAA
That kind of loves a crime! Hey,

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!

Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
My friend Larry has a little lamb

Her fleece is white as snow.
He keeps braggin bout her night and day
Someone should tell him, No,

Look at the flock they're all in shock!
Here comes that mutton fan.
Knock off the fleece Give them some peace.

Don't be a barn door man! No.
Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds. Little Bo Peep!

Dirty deeds, done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!
Dirty deeds, and they're done with sheep!

Velcro gloves Knee pads Late-night dates
Done with sheep!
Warning signs Electric fences High Voltage!

Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Don't tell em what Ive done to you!

Done with sheep!
Dirty deeds
Dirty deeds

Dirty deeds, done with sheep! Aaaargh!
(Quiet, girls! I think the shepherds coming!)