Cheney's Got A Gun
(Jamie's Got A Gun-Aerosmith)


Dick Cheyney's got a gun
Dick Cheyney's got a gun
The safety's come undone

Squinting in the Texas sun

What did our leader do?

Who'd he put a bullet through?

They say when Cheyney goes to Texas

You'll find him hunting fish and game
His buddy had it coming 'cause
When Cheyney's got a gun he's just

Not that good at taking aim

Cheyney's got a gun

Dick Cheyney shot someone
Cindy Sheehan better run
Gotta watch her liberal buns


Tell him that the war's not through
He'll probably put a hole in you


He tracked a little bitty birdie
Hoping to blow out it's brains

They say the spell that he gets under
From double-barrelled thunder makes his
Eyes bug out like he's insane


Run away, run away from the Vice President Yeah Yeah Yeah
Run away, run away, run from Dick Chey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ney


Dick Cheyney's got a gun
The safety's come undone

Cindy Sheehan better run
He's a weapon of mass destruction
Dick Cheyney shot someone