7-11 (Mark Davis)
(Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeppelin)


There's a lady who goes
To the store that won't close
And she's shopping at 7 Eleven


Down the aisle she sees
Ding-dongs, beer, and Friskies

And a Snickers really satisfies her

Ooooh make my Slurpy


If there's a penny on the counter
You can use it

Please pay inside before pumping gas
Dear Lebanese cashier how I wish
You spoke English

I just bought a Big Gulp from Ahmed
Ahmed


(Greetings!
Perhaps you would be enjoying a beef jerky with your purchase of Hustler magazine.
Do you require a spoon straw? )


And you will find one down the road
Coffee and cigarettes to go

Twinkies from here to Tokyo
They've been robbed eight times in a row
And the fluorescent lights glow

Microwave your burrito

And she's shopping at 7 Eleven