Well, you can tell everybody
Down in ol' Frisco

Tell 'em
Tiny Montgomery says hello.


Now, every boy and girl's
Gonna get their bang
'Cause Tiny Montgomery's

Gonna shake that thing
Tell everybody
Down in ol' Frisco

That Tiny Montgomery's comin'
Down to say hello.


Skinny Moo and Halftrack Frank
They're gonna both be gettin
Outta the tank

One bird book
And a buzzard and a crow,
Tell 'em all

That Tiny's gonna say hello.

Scratch your dad

Do that bird
Suck that pig
And bring it on home

Pick that drip
And nose that dope
Tell 'em all

That Tiny says hello.

Now, he's king of the drunks

An' he squeezes, too
Watch out, Lester
Take it Lou

Join the monks
The C.I.O,
Tell 'em all

That Tiny Montgomery says hello.
Now grease that pig
And sing praise

Go on out
And gas that dog
Trick on in

Honk that stink
Take it down
And watch it grow

Play it low
And pick it up
Take it on in

In a plucking cup
Three-legged man
And a hot-lipped hoe

Tell 'em all
Montgomery says hello.


Well, you can tell ev'rybody
Down in ol' Frisco
Tell 'em all

Montgomery says hello.