Well you can tell ev'rybody
Down in ol' Frisco
Tell 'em

Tiny Montgomery says hello

Now ev'ry boy and girl's

Gonna get their bang
'Cause Tiny Montgomery's
Gonna shake that thing

Tell ev'rybody
Down in ol' Frisco
That Tiny Montgomery's comin'

Down to say hello

Skinny Moo and

Half-track Frank
They're gonna both be gettin'
Outa the tank

One bird book
And a buzzard and a crow
Tell 'em all

That Tiny's gonna say hello

Scratch your dad

Do that bird
Suck that pig
And bring it on home

Pick that drip
And bake that dough
Tell 'em all

That Tiny says hello

Now he's king of the drunks

An' he squeezes, too
Watch out, Lester
Take it, Lou

Join the monks
The C.I.O.
Tell 'em all

That Tiny Montgomery says hello

Now grease that pig

And sing praise
Go on out
And gas that dog

Trick on in
Honk that stink
Take it on down

And watch it grow
Play it low
And pick it up

Take it on in
In a plucking cup
Three-legged man

And a hot-lipped hoe
Tell 'em all
Montgomery says hello


Well you can tell ev'rybody
Down in ol' Frisco

Tell 'em all
Montgomery says hello