Well, that big dumb blonde
With her wheel in the gorge
And Turtle, that friend of theirs

With his checks all forged
And his cheeks in a chunk
With his cheese in the cash

They're all gonna be there
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash


Ev'rybody from right now
To over there and back
The louder they come

The harder they crack
Come now, sweet cream
Don't forget to flash

We're all gonna meet
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash


Well, I took my counselor
Out to the barn
Silly Nelly was there

She told him a yarn
Then along came Jones
Emptied the trash

Ev'rybody went down
To that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash


Well, I'm hittin' it too hard
My stones won't take
I get up in the mornin'

But it's too early to wake
First it's hello, goodbye
Then push and then crash

But we're all gonna make it
At that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash


Well, I looked at my watch
I looked at my wrist
Punched myself in the face

With my fist
I took my potatoes
Down to be mashed

Then I made it over
To that million dollar bash
Ooh, baby, ooh-ee

Ooh, baby, ooh-ee
It's that million dollar bash