o winters here with all the ice n snow
n the surly slush upon the road
the salty spray upon muh window

makes me wish i replace my wiper blades

(chorus)

muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades

i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades

salty spray from semi's that do pass

they turn muh windsheild into bathroom glass
i turn the knob but i come to the conclusion
that i did not fill up my washer solution


muh wiper wiper wiper fluid
muh wiper wiper wiper fluid

muh wiper wiper wiper fluid
i wish that id replace muh wiper fluid


(chorus)
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades

muh wiper wiper wiper blades
i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades


down the expressway 80mph
i can make out headlights, taillights, frosted shapes
but down by the dash theres a glaring where boat place to scrape

i can see fine if i lay on the passengers seat

(chorus)

muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades
muh wiper wiper wiper blades

i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades

muh wiper wiper wiper blades

muh wiper wiper wiper blades
"one time on delay"
muh wiper.............wiper..........wiper blades

i wish that i'd replace muh wiper blades