Bo Burnham lyrics : "Rehab Center For Fictional Characters"
Hey I'm Santa Claus,
I'm the king of snow
I hate my wife because
She is ho ho ho
She used to please me everyday
Then she made it clear
That Santa's only s'pose to### once year
Now I buy [email protected]^%s
Rock n roll
And I stuff their stockings
With my north pole
I had a wonderful life
With a healthy household
And a beautiful wife
And a pot full of gold
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself
And since women are (*##$es, blew a keebler elf
Now I drink all day
And a part of me dies
Cause my wife's gettin gangbanged
By the rice krispie guys
Tony the tiger:
Everyday I get up, and I get to work late,
My boss says "hey what'sup?"
I say I'm grrrrrrowing tired of this %#@!
The kids they laugh cause I'm a sensitive cat
"big #[email protected]!" I can't argue with that
If another kid gives me frosted flakes
I swear on my life, I'll eat his parents.
I'm the easter bunny hey I'm back
Used to funny now I'm hooked on crack
Heaps of [email protected](%e aint no joke
Marshmallow peeps, covered in [email protected]%!e [email protected]%!e [email protected]%!e [email protected]%!e
Drugs for life that's my plan
But now I have no attention sp?...
Hey pat did you hear? all my elves got sick
I think they got herpes from some irish chick
Santa, tony, could you guys please stop?
Oh snap... crackle and pop