I love your hair, I love your name, I love the way you say it.
I love your heart and you're so smart 'cause you gave away it.
I love your sis, I love your dad, I love your mom.

But, more than all of that I love that you are dumb enough to not realize everything I've said has been said before,
In a thousand ways, in a thousand songs, some with the same four cords.
But you'll still love it, let me finger you.


Oh boy girl, I'm your only boy,
Oh girl, boy your my only girl,

I'm Just-a one boy,
You're just-a one girl
That makes two of us


America says we love a chorus,


But don't get complicated and bore us,
Though meaning might be missing,
We need to know the words after just one? listen,

So repeat stuff...

I love my baby, and you know I couldn't live without her.

But now I need to make every girl think this song's about her.
Just to make sure that they spread it like the plague, so I describe my dream girl as really, really vague.
Like, I love your hands because your fingerprints are like no other.

I love your eyes and their blueish, brownish, greenish color.
I love it when you smile, that you smile wide.
And I love how your torso has an arm on either side.


And if your my producer you might be thinking "oh no, sound the alarm,
You're not appealing to little girls who don't have arms,"

But they can use itunes so $#&@ em' yeah $#&@ em' right in the face

Oh boy girl, I'm your only boy,

Oh girl, boy your my only girl,
It's all about love, it's all about love, love love and album sales,