Bo Burnham lyrics : "Klan Kookout"
help yourself its alright
If you want a beer they're over here
But we only have coors light
Try a chip with my homemade dip
the stuff is out of sight
Right before bed we'll shave your head
glad to see you dressed in white
Cause it's a Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout
Klan KooKout
Here's my wife/sister
she brightens up my day
she went away and i missed her
'cause my mom's a lousy lay
don't hang with foreign fellows
it'll only be your loss
Stay here and roast marshmallows,
by the burning cross
at the Klan Kookout
Klan Kookout
dans on lookout
at the Klan Kookout
and if you're black
don't wanna see your face
they're like highschool track
it's just a stupid race
we got a plan
kill all the jews
are you a mexican
'cause you seem confused?
senor...que? que? que? (kkk)
it's a klan kookout
klan kookout
mein kampf? man, check that book out
at the klan kookout
all men are created equal, man that %#@! get's me pissed
here's an idea for a sequel, someone loses schindler's list
i cook i clean, 'cause i'm the hooded host
and on halloween, i dress as a...slaveowner!
we hate hispanics
hence the 20 foot walls
and all you !@#$ dirty catholics
can cath-o-lick my balls
ethnics give off wierd aromas
and i cant understand
why we need highschool diplomas
with the bible in hand!
at the klan kookout
klan kookout
klan kookout
klan kookout
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