I don't know if all boy scouts are gay
as they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways
Got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,

A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock it,
girl, if your into a rimmin it's only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.

I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My %#@!s so hot I leave your toilet bowl steamin
I'm gonna tarot like the cards of the gypsies

You'll bleed for so long you'll get monthly ellipses.
If your pants are loose, I'll re-pleat ya.
You're a first time vegan and it's nice to meat ya


I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot

I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
woah yea...
hey, what the $#&@'s a g spot?


Go to a ##&*%$ orchard, count 1, 2, 3
Spin that plant around you got a third whirled cunt tree

That's right, consider yourself warned
I'm offensive and creative like handicapped !@$^
You're playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?

Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK excuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, $$# looks like your hidin ham.


First base, were making out
Second base, I'm getting faked out.

then Third base, I'm getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care I said

My flows so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
And you can spell and smell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think


Cause I'm bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot

I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
woah yea, provided that you point me in the general direction


oh lets get ready
Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze

I'm like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard people call her Patty Mayonnaise.
Oh! Nickelodeon### what?


Yo, i'm blowin up like I though I would
I'm circumsized, cause i don't### from the hood

My girl is epileptic cause she's the one I'm jerkin with
Common you asian child labor show me what your workin with
Ooh large machinery


Cause there's an inverse relationship between respect and sects
I'm talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect

That says you can't have sex with members of different sects, but you can't Have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects can't be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex Left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause you left the game and if that don't feel right then you Can write my name


Cause I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva

And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot

I'm a real G that can really find your g spot
woah yea, but i'm inadequate, have i gotten that point across yet? how original


Yo, my junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude beach people Think I'm lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute Your big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
they make your neck longer cause of my...
$#&@ it


Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cause I'm not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If I'm in the closet then you are blow me
Takin the b-a-t out of ba!@&(t, homey
Yeah! yo, yeah, what!


Cause I'm bo yo
I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
Think your better your not

Don't need a sweater
I'm a real g that can really find your what now?
Oh yeah, well i'm Bo Yo, Yo what
i'm representing you
i'm representing the people from the 01982 yo

Oh yeah, what! yo mother $#&@er
I'm tingle
yeah