Bo Burnham lyrics : "Gay For Jesus"
just to keep you from masturbating?
Did you know that prior to 1960,
he frowned on interatial dating?
Well, my name is Bobby Johnson, (whoa yeah)
And I teach about God's loving wrath. (whoa yeah)
Though I tried to live by the bible and what it says,
I think I might of stumbled from the pen.
Because, I'm gay for Jesus,
creator of all good.
He's a charidible carpenter,
That's why he is giving me wood.
I'm gay for Jesus,
Let the people rejoice.
But it's not about lust,
I know I wanna nail him,
That was a poor word choice.
Did you know that Satan wears a cape?
It's made out of a rainbow flag.
Did you know that Jesus hates abortions,
unless the kid was a jew.
Well, you know I live by the bible, (whoa yeah)
and it tells me my thoughts aren't right. (whoa yeah)
Those particular pages might be stuck together
Due to a little something that I did last night.
Because they told me to love Jesus,
I chose an alternative route.
Well, I was so sad when he was in that cave,
but I was thrilled when he came out.
I'm gay for Jesus, fill me with your grace
Pour your love all over me,
but please stay away from my face!
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