Go, go ape %#@!, go ape %#@!
Go, go ape %#@!, go ape %#@!
Go, go ape %#@!, go ape %#@!

Well, I'm about to let it go down

$#&@in' hopped up like Dennis Hopper on speed

I'ma smoke your $$# like Cheech and Chong smokes weed
My###'s so chunky it's like an Oreo McFlurry
I'm gonna $#&@ your face til your eyes get blurry


$#&@ the poker, I'll be poking you right up, now you're choking
(*##$es love my @@#! like Slash loves rock

I'm your $#&@, get up on your bare back
When they find you they're gonna find you on the ceiling


That's all jacked up, you ain't got no feeling
So if I'm in a wheelchair, I'm your favorite nightmare
I'm gonna die hard like Bruce $#&@ing Willis

I am not sick I'm just simply the ill-est of all

It's on like Donkey Kong

O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong


(*##$, I don't know if you can handle this shlong
Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong


Chopping through the butcher shop, racking the meat
You'll climax so high the altitude'll make your ears bleed

Getting $#&@ed from behind is tight on the pelvis
I'm down for deep !@#^, (*##$, I'm not about the cervix, oh!


Blonde Barbie Ken, $#&@ that Hollister %#@!
I'm more queer than Clay Aiken with Aberzombie and (*##$
And when you come back yelping (what) for a second helping

You'll be screaming "Jayy Von!" while I'm mother$#&@ing felching

Neck, back, stack then onto the scrotum

Got more $#&@ing crack than the hoods in Harlem
Spray me, don't date me; use your mouth, not your hand
Swallow your### like vodka if my name was Lindsay Lohan - Haha


There's a way, there's a train, ride it on me
I'll be your railroad baby, just give me your seed

This !@$)ot just $#&@ed your girl, she got rid of her #~!!@
Sewed her snatch, got a dick just so she could $#&@ me


It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong

O-o-on like Donkey Kong

(*##$, I don't know if you can handle this shlong

Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slamming (*##$es like Kong's slammin' barrels

$#&@ more wenches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
@@#! so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong


(Slow motion) Slammin them like barrels


Go, go ape %#@!, go ape %#@!
Go, go ape %#@!, go ape %#@!


It's on like Donkey Kong
O-o-on like Donkey Kong
It's on like Donkey Kong

O-o-on like Donkey Kong

(*##$, I don't know if you can handle this shlong

Go, go long I'm hung like King Kong

I'm slamming (*##$es like Kong's slammin' barrels

$#&@ more wenches like I'm Captain Jack Sparrow
@@#! so good I had to put it in a song
It's wrong, wrong, wrong like Gaga's got a ding dong