A pirate walks into a bar
The bartender asks

What's with the steering wheel in your pants?
And the pirate says
ARRR! its driving me nuts!


Now I've been ridin 'criss the seven seas
Lookin' for a girl from another fantasy

I keep a big ship
They call me Captain Kid
I got the eye-patch

Tri-hat
Rollin' like a pirate


Shiver my timbers
$#&@ you til your limber
Freaky deaky

Till you get leaky
Like run DMC
It's tricky

So animated might as well call me Mickey

Pedal to the medal

Red eyes like a devil
Raise the white flag
Can't reach my level

Like ARR! ARR!
Flow wick like SARS
$%&^ till I hit your mark

AHOY! AHOY!
I put the happy to the joy
$#&@ with me

And I'll play you like a gameboy
Ninja
Skin ya

Throw you in a blender
Chop chop chop!
I'm a mother$#&@in pirate!


Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go

It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go

It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go

It's my duty to please that booty
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me


Yoooo hoooo!
Sorry (*##$

I wasn't callin your name
We be burnin' so hot
You can't even capture the flame


Street rat, hood rat?
Freak with tats, spoiled brat?

No, wait. guess again
I'm a mother$#&@in pirate!
I'm over you like I just got dunked

Battle ship you just got sunk
Boy you think you can handle this?
Is your port hole big enough for my ship?

Its not the motion of the ocean
And size of the thing
Cause we ain't getting no where

With these $#&@in water wings
I used to be ballin
Now I'm just straight dunkin

Gold stars for my rhymes
I got all the boys suckin
Jealous (*##$es be hatin

Cause its not them we $#&@in
That game you claim you play
Is the game that I'm runnin

Yo ho ho

And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
It's a pirate's life for me
It's a pirate's life for me


Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
Its a pirates life for me


FIRE!!!!

Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty

Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
Yo ho ho
And a bottle rum we go
It's my duty to please that booty
It's a pirate's life for me

It's a pirate's life for me

Yo ho ho
It's a pirates life for me
Yo ho ho
It's a pirates life for me


Ima pirate ^!$$%h!