Ladies and Gentlemen
!@^%s and !@%*s
Step right up, behind this curtain

Is where all your fantasies come to life
This is a place where you can escape
Welcome to CANDYLAND!



Let me show you my game

I put those shoes to shame
These rhymes that are right
Make you wanna $#&@ all night

When we take off our clothes
She sucks me till it blows
I'll $#&@ her face so hard

She is my wild card
My sticky lollipop
Inside her sweet gumdrop

I'm bout to explode
In case you hit the spot
Just taste my tootsie roll

You rub my icicle
I gotta get my fix
Please lick my pixie stick



Welcome to candyland

Ill split your $$# in two
So take me by my hand
Lick it up, Slide it down

And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna $#&@ me twice

I'll be your gingerbread man
Firt time naughty
Second time nice



Candyland, candyland



Just close your eyes and dream

a fantasy so obscene
I'll take you by the hand
This is my candyland

You are my sweet playground
Swallow my love 'til you drown
I'll be your backdoor man

Welcome to my candyland



Welcome to candyland
Ill split your $$# in two
So take me by my head

Lick it up, Slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland

You'll wanna $#&@ me twice
I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty

Second time nice



You want my @@#!
But it's mine
So take a number, get in line

Whipped cream, and astroglide
Take off my wrapper, and slip inside
Sticky like a lolli

Blow me 'til I pop
You can sample all my flavors, at my candyshop
Cum shots, gum drops

Double fists, and blow pops
Trick or treat, squeeze my meat
Gimme something sweet to eat

Slip and slide on my face
You got that flavor I wanna taste
Lick your redhots
Suck your candycane
You'd think I was a zombie

By the way I give you brain


Welcome to candyland
Ill split your $$# in two

So take me by my head
Lick it up, Slide it down
And satisfy my sweet tooth
Welcome to candyland
You'll wanna $#&@ me twice

I'll be your gingerbread man
First time naughty
Second time nice