My mom, she's not a woman anymore,
She dresses like a man
dresses like a man,

She's not as feminine as she
Used to be before.
Now she is so damned masculine.


I close my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore

She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door.


My mom's not the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my $$#

My mom's not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over

She likes to wrestle them down to the floor.

And I close my eyes

My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a desguise
Everytime she leaves through that door.


My mom's a transvestite.