[tom]
i want to $#&@ a dog in the $$#


[mark]
he wants to $#&@ a dog in the $$#


[tom]
i wanna $#&@ a dog
I tried to $#&@ your mom in the $$#

Tried to $#&@ your dad in the $$#
could only find the dog....and his $$#


[mark and tom]
we wanna $#&@ a dog in the $$#
we wanna $#&@ a dog in the $$#

we wanna $#&@ a dog

[tom]

I tried to $#&@ a $#&@ing pirate in the $$#

[mark]

Aarrh me and me first mate ya scurvy cur!

[tom]

tried to $#&@ a $#&@ing pirate
but I've found the dog


[mark, in mexican accent]
Ahh that was no pirate man that was thine own sister


[music stops]

[mark]

its a Mexican pirate

[music continues]


[mark and tom]
We want to $#&@ a dog in the $$#

We want to $#&@ a dog in the $$#
wanna $#&@ a $#&@ing dog


[mark]
$#&@ you